Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Before & After

In the spirit of our favorite Jeopardy! category, I offer you the following children of Mary's weird brain and my love of Photoshop.

Clue: Plucky young sex columnist moves to Chicago, shacks up with older man. She sleeps around and gets famous; he dies.



Question: What is Sister Carrie Bradshaw?

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Clue: Conniving but fabulous Inuit trophy wife sneaks off on a yacht with her previous husband, only to be shipwrecked on the Tundra - and then led home by a taciturn kid from Juneau who was raised by Arctic wolves.



Question: Who is Julie Cooper of the Wolves?

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Clue: Open war breaks out in the streets of Baltimore between two factions of the largest East Side drug ring. The cool, calm, and business oriented former second-in-command emerges the victor.



Question: What is For Whom the (Stringer) Bell Tolls

And of course, please post your own in the comments.

5 comments:

  1. I'm trying to remember all my crappy ones that didn't make the PhotoShop cut. Let's see:

    Glengarry Glen Ross Gellar

    A Rose for Emily Gilmore

    The Picture of John "J.D." Dorian Grey's Anatomy

    Okay, that last one's a mouthful.

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  2. Julie Cooper of the Wolves? That is PURE GENIUS, my friends.

    I like the John "J.D." Dorian Grey's Anatomy one. That's awesome.

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  4. Thanks Gwen!

    I was so proud of our creative efforts that my feelings were actually a little hurt when nobody commented on them yesterday.

    Which is totally embarrassing to admit.

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  5. Anonymous4:46 AM

    Mary, your comment on my blog about these got caught in the spam trap and I just found it. These are hilarious! Have you seen this site, by the way? :D

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