Clue: Plucky young sex columnist moves to Chicago, shacks up with older man. She sleeps around and gets famous; he dies.

Question: What is Sister Carrie Bradshaw?
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Clue: Conniving but fabulous Inuit trophy wife sneaks off on a yacht with her previous husband, only to be shipwrecked on the Tundra - and then led home by a taciturn kid from Juneau who was raised by Arctic wolves.

Question: Who is Julie Cooper of the Wolves?
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Clue: Open war breaks out in the streets of Baltimore between two factions of the largest East Side drug ring. The cool, calm, and business oriented former second-in-command emerges the victor.

Question: What is For Whom the (Stringer) Bell Tolls
And of course, please post your own in the comments.
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I'm trying to remember all my crappy ones that didn't make the PhotoShop cut. Let's see:
Glengarry Glen Ross Gellar
A Rose for Emily Gilmore
The Picture of John "J.D." Dorian Grey's Anatomy
Okay, that last one's a mouthful.
Julie Cooper of the Wolves? That is PURE GENIUS, my friends.
I like the John "J.D." Dorian Grey's Anatomy one. That's awesome.
Thanks Gwen!
I was so proud of our creative efforts that my feelings were actually a little hurt when nobody commented on them yesterday.
Which is totally embarrassing to admit.
Mary, your comment on my blog about these got caught in the spam trap and I just found it. These are hilarious! Have you seen this site, by the way? :D
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